It’s not like this is my first attempt at online dating.  I’ve been on two successful dates because of it.  It’s just not exactly what I want my story to be… But when my mum and dad started talking to me about it and how it wouldn’t be a bad idea since I’m in the middle of Nowhere, USA, I decided to embrace it.  Fully.  And the best way to do that, is to write about it because it is going to be entertaining.  I can promise you that.  Especially because my middle name is Awkward, or at least it should be.

So buckle your seat belts, or don’t if you’re one of those people, because you’re about to get the full-on, all-access, well-detailed ride that may, or may not, lead to me finding the other pea to my pod, scratch that, I hate peas.  Just put your seat belt on, because at the very least my life is about to get interesting.